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*~*~*~*Narrator (AWWHH YEAHH)*~*~*~*

You were hanging out with your friend Antonio during lunch time, trying to find a way to show him you didn't…

…Err…

…like him a certain way.

And it wasn't just him; it was all of the Bad Touch Trio. They were constantly hitting on you, and you were tired of pretending not to notice it.

Yes, that's right; you didn't love any of them. /slapped/

Okay, okay! Actually you may have liked them, but I mean, c'mon! They were your friends, but they were also huge players. You didn't want to set yourself up to get hurt by them. And you already had enough satisfaction watching plenty of girls come and go with the trio. It was always the same to you; a girl coming in benevolent and happy, and then leaving with tears in their eyes. The trio lacked the ability to hold a relationship because the three often lost interest in the same girl. Fast.

If only your best friend were here to save you from all this non-sense...

*~*~*~*End of Narrating*~*~*~*

"Hey chica! Want to go to the dance with me on Friday?" A happy Spaniard asked cheerfully. You looked up from your lunch, and your heart melted at the sight of him. How could you say no to this? You sighed and gathered up all the remaining courage you had, "Amigo, you can do much better than me..." You stated, choking on your words a little, letting the once in a life time chance pass.

You had also just down-graded yourself in front of a hottie.

"…'Amigo'? Keseseseses~ Bro, jou just got friend-zoned!" An obnoxious voice snickered. You turned around to see Gilbert walking towards you and Toni. He slid into the chair next to you, and gazed at you with a seductive stare for the longest of time. You stared back with a monotone expression before picking back at your food.

"So (__f/n__)," Gilbert started, "Do jou like the band Paramore?" Gilbert smirked, commencing the first step of setting up his pick-up line. You sighed, already knowing where this conversation would end. Instead of giving a detailed response on how much you loved Paramore, you lazily replied, "Oh, my sister loves that band."

Gilbert frowned, "Did you just-"

"Ohonhonhonhon~ Don't you get it, Gil? Ze jolie fille 'sister-zoned' you!" Francis chuckled appearing out of no where, "Of course, you vould never do zhis to moi, right (__f/n__)?" He turned to you and winked. Your face warmed up, but you managed to keep your blush down.

"Heh, right…" You rolled your eyes, "look; all I'm saying is that we've been good friends for a long time, but I'm not exactly ready for a relationship…" You flashed the French man an apologetic look. Francis still wasn't ready to give up on you though, "But life is too short-"

"I don't think there's anything longer than life, Francis."

"......…I see vhat you mean," Francis stated blandly after reconsidering his thoughts for a second, "But c'mon now! Vhat if one of us vere to die soon?" He asked, curiously waiting for your response.  

You knew exactly where his pathetic attempt of questioning was going to go; he was trying to make you feel guilty for not dating him while you still had the chance.

"Well…... I, uh…... believe in re-incarnation! So then we could meet up in the next life if one of us died!" You laughed nervously. From behind you, you heard a distant laugh on cue to your joke. It became louder, as the person moved closer and closer.

"Hah! The bloody wanker just got next life-zoned! HAH!" A british accent announced. You turned around and smiled at your best friend, Arthur Kirkland. He was the only one who really understood you. He stood before the trio, chuckling to himself, "This is hilarious! Friend-zoned? Sister-zoned? NEXT LIFE-ZONED? HAH!" He burst, "Poor souls…" Arthur muttered before turning to you.

"(__f/n__), would you like to go to the dance with me?" He asked hopefully.

"Hmm…" you pretended to consider his offer. Arthur patiently waited for an answer. Finally you responded.

"Nope!" You giggled. The Brit's face fell. "Oh…"

"I'd love to go to the dance with you!" You restated, smiling.

You walked away, hand-in-hand with Arthur, leaving the Bad Touch Trio to watch your successful relationship.

Something they will probably never achieve.

xDD /shot/ I don't know what I just wrote. Sorry for wasting your time...
*~*~*~*Picture is not mine! It is owned by :iconthe-blurple-mage:!! [link] *~*~*~*
^^CHECK OUT HER ART, IT'S AMAZING!!^^

:bulletred: I hope you guys liked it! Comment cause I love feedback! <3

:bulletorange: Next-life zone joke from here: [link] !!

:bulletyellow: This is probably my most shortest story yet. Wrote it in like 15 minutes and posted it because I haven't posted things in a long time. SORRY! (writer's block)

My other stories!!

Papa!FrancexLittle!Reader - Priceless
Papa!FrancexLittle!Reader - False Assumptions
EnglandxReader - Confessions
FrancexReader - I would never hurt you
AmericaxReader - My Hero

Edit 1: WHAT THE FU--

WHY DOES THE SUCKIEST STORY I WRITE GET THE MOST VIEWS?!!?!?
Smh guys, 3 000 views? ON THIS PIECE OF WRITER'S BLOCK SHIT? ASJDFASJFLS .

Thankss... :heart:
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:iconkittytheotakugirl:
KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually I really do believe in reincarnation so that makes sense to me. lol~
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
NEXT LIFE ZONED.
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:iconfangirlhetalia:
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
I don't know what to say...
Awesome story!!!~
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
HAHA BITCH NEXT-LIFE ZONED
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
YEEEE ENGLAND IS VERY TRUSTY
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:iconlozgamer316:
LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
next life-zoned eh? Imma hafta use that one!
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:iconnarissajones:
NarissaJones Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
Next life-zoned! xD this just made my day XD
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:iconaliceisawesome1:
AliceIsAwesome1 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wasting my time? No. I needed a laugh and this gave me one!
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:iconrebeccaesque:
Rebeccaesque Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I do love the BTT though!
But I love the reader's wit :)
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
fingers...I meant fingers....awkward...
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
how could your little finger type sucha awesome story!!
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evilX23 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I agree. The story could've been better, with a better climax where Iggy would get jealous that the bad touch trio were hitting on you all the time. But, it's priceless to see the bad touch trio get turned down like that “ψ(`∇´)ψ
and that next life zone is golden x3
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD next-life zone! /francis shot down/
Lol..
I died... :icongraveplz:
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
next life zoned XD
hahahaha art really does appreciate good humor.
really funny story owo)b
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:iconsmileywizard1234:
SmileyWizard1234 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have never next life zoned someone. I'm going to have to use that one....
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:iconlizzels199:
Lizzels199 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student General Artist
HA
I AM AWESOMER THAN GILBERT IN THIS
TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF-
England: *drags me out of the room*
Noo stop!!!
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vocaloidcat456 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me: OH OH OH OH OH
Friend: (with me) OOOH OOOOH OOOH
Me: *interups* What the fluck are you doing here man?
Friend: I thought we were having a moment.
Me: No, get out of here.
Friend: *leaves*
Me: Jeez, that guy.

Stolen from :iconcapndesdesplz:
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Ayano-Otori Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol by zones… i thought you meant e-zones …. .-.

*sigh* too many lemons in one day...
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Kekebel Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Lulz I loved!
Also, to answer your "why-did-this-get-so-many-views" question, I personally thought it was talking about a different kind of zone...   ._.
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:iconsapphireskylar:
SapphireSkylar Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My thoughts, exactly! :D
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:iconkekebel:
Kekebel Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
Oh good, I'm not the only one! =P (Razz) 
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:iconsapphireskylar:
SapphireSkylar Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe :D :icondatarseplz:
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:iconkekebel:
Kekebel Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
Now, I think I will go commit seppuku... I'll let you guys know how it goes.
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:iconxsweetfangx:
xSWEETFANGx Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
IN YOUR FACES BTT! and cue walking away like a BOSS!!!
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Konakona321 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"So (__f/n__)," Gilbert started, "Do jou like the band Paramore?" Gilbert smirked

WELL SHIZZ I LOVE PARAMORE MUST.RESEIST aww screw it HELLL YEEEEA
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AmericaTheHero108 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
Friend zone and sister zone are bad but OUCH poor France you got burned really REALLY badly oh XD Next-life zone one word for that OUCH
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:icongoozman:
Goozman Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
no economic problems since i started it
[link]
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alligatorsky6199 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No its too much!!! ITS TOO MUCH!!!! HA HA HA!!!! This is too awesome!!!! Great job!
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:iconcallamoon14:
callamoon14 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all
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:iconforevergotenandbra:
forevergotenandbra Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013   Writer
NEXT LIFE ZONED!!
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jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconspainplz: - friend zoned Bad
:iconprussiaplz: - sister zoned Worse
francesquealplz: - next life zoned All I have to say is ouch...
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:iconsociallyawkwardbunny:
SociallyAwkwardBunny Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
NEXT LIFE ZONED! Lol, nice.
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:iconthederpmasterofdoom:
TheDerpMasterOfDoom Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
Nope. They will be forever alone.
:I
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:iconemohetaliajapan:
EmoHetaliaJapan Featured By Owner May 8, 2013   Writer
aw.. so cute hah i wouldve have loved to have friended,sister,life zone with thoose three id be laughing hard
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:iconpuppypancake:
Puppypancake Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Awww yeah!!
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highlove10 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
omg next-life zoned XD I love it
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GrinningKitty2 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
It's remindes me of how I was talking to my cousin and I was all like we best friends right she said nope we are cousins and my friend behind us said OOHHH COUSIN ZONED me ;-; it's cool...
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racingheartsengland Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, next life zoned xD
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LiesArentThatPretty Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
"Friend-zoned?
Sister-zoned?
NEXT LIFE-ZONED?"
Your so awesome:)
* currently dying from laughterXD*
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:iconsaphiredragonhuntres:
*reads part about Paramore* ASDFAFGHGNHRSGRF OH MY GOD YOUR A FAN TOO!!!!!!!!

Also, love the story broski!
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AgentCND08 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
AAAAH I LOVE PARAMORE! :heart:

And thank youu~! u v u
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:iconboo08ca:
Boo08ca Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
You didn't waste my time, i was killing my self laughing.
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:iconagentcnd08:
AgentCND08 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
*sighs in relief* I'm glad~!

thanks for reading !! u v u :heart:
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AmericaTheHero97 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Ok when I saw Gilbert say "Do you like paramore?" I was like PFFFFFFT cause I LOVE paramore then it said that I said "Oh my sister loves that band" I was just like Holy muther of all hamburgers! because it's true my sister is the one that got me into that band. Dude....You are like a fortune teller. You probably no more about me than I do!
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NekoFan123 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Writer
LOL bro!
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iNSaNiTY-Piano Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
No idea wut I jus read xD
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Xsign-of-fireX Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
All those zones. . . Yes, yes, and yes.
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AskDarkJordan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconus-xdplz: i want to watch them Sulk! :iconspainsulkplz: :iconfrancesulkplz: :iconprussiasulkplz: MUHAHAHAHA! :iconenglandyayplz:
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Xsign-of-fireX Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Can I watch them sulking with you?
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